Begin forwarded message:
> From: Eric Edlund
> Date: April 25, 2006 10:29:54 PM EDT
> Subject: new wind tunnel results
>
> Talk about motivational issues. I can't seem to get anything done at
> lab. I spent the evening with Ariel in the wind tunnel, testing
> the new *secret* skin suits that are the basis of our success.
> Take a look at the evidence.
>
> In trial #1, we see Ariel in the standard skinsuit of yesteryear.
> Notice the massive amount of turbulence generated on the trailing edge
> of his head and shoulders. Obviously bad.
>
> In trial #2, we see Ariel in the macro-weave carbon nanotube composite
> turbulence suppression suit. The somkey stuff says it all - this is
> the way to go. Less obvious is the effect of the cucumber of victory,
> though it has a measured seat tube drag reduction of just under 12%.
>
> Next week we are planning to test the effect of facial drag
> reduction by the application of a layer of honey and wheat germ.
> This has the benefit of doubling as an on-the-go food source which can
> be utilized without movement of the the hands.
>
> This is very sensitive information, I am entrusting all of you not to
> release this data to other teams.
>
> -Eric-
Standard Skinsuit - Photo 1
Nanotube Skinsuit - Photo 2